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Stupid Things Only a Guy Would Do

by Barry On The Spot

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This song was written by Barry Mangione and his online audience during the live web show, Barry On The Spot. Each week the artist and the audience collaborate on a different topic to write a song in 20 minutes. For this show, the inspiration was "stupid things only a guy would do." Lyrical inspiration for this song was provided by Melissa Boyer, Elsalee Jay Flynn, and Anthony Cardno. All proceeds from downloads of this song will be donated to Appalachia Service Project of Katonah, NY.

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Started the morning sticking a fork in the toaster
Followed that up with not flushing a toilet floater
It's been a week since I changed my underwear
But between you and me, I don't really care

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

Makeshift scaffolding holding up the side of the wall
Two chairs on a sofa waiting to fall
Gotta go get that skunk out of the yard
Picking it up by the tail can't be that hard

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

Got lost 'cause I refuse to ask for directions
Up all night playing GTA on PlayStation
The bacon in my fridge is now expired
But I'll eat it anyway, 'cause I'm too tired (to get new bacon)

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

Forgot to pick up the kids from school
'Cause I spent two hours at Home Depot looking at tools
Got caught checking out the babysitter
Went to the store & got diapers instead of kitty litter

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

Backwards baseball cap and shades
Hitting on hot hotel maids
Angry internet tirades
Male stupidity never fads

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

Lighting fireworks on my head
Masturbating out in the shed
Driving motorbikes with no tread
Darwin award is mine to get

Stupid things that only a guy would do
Stupid things that only a guy would do

credits

released July 27, 2015
Performed by Barry Mangione.
Music by Barry Mangione.
Lyrics by Barry Mangione, Melissa Boyer, Elsalee Jay Flynn, and Anthony Cardno.

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Barry Mangione is a NY-based singer/songwriter and the host of the weekly live streaming show Barry On The Spot on ConcertWindow.com, where he and his online audience write a song together LIVE within 30 minutes.

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