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Pants (A Love Song)

by Barry On The Spot

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All proceeds from downloads of this song will be donated to Appalachia Service Project of Katonah, NY. This song was written by Barry Mangione and his online audience during the live web show, Barry On The Spot. Each week the artist and the audience collaborate on a different topic to write a song in 30 minutes. For this show, the inspiration was "Pants." Lyrical inspiration for this song was provided by Anthony Cardno, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Scott Witt, Hunter Martin, Karen Koontz, Chloe Alexandra Meisner, Melissa Boyer, and Bianca Mollicone.

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If I could wear my pants both day and night
I would wear those pants without a fight
Jeans and cords and khakis too
I love my pants, and you should too

If my pants were square and I had no hair
Spongebob and I would be a perfect pair
We'd stroll down the street without a care
But I just can't pick which one to wear

Bicycle shorts are a certain kind
Or so they say
Not everyone should wear bike shorts
But some people do it anyway

If my pants were square and I had no hair
Spongebob and I would be a perfect pair
We'd stroll down the street without a care
But I just can't pick which one to wear

Polyester, tweed or denim blue
I love my pants more than I love you
My doctor asked me to turn and cough
But I refuse to take my pants off

I wear my nuthuggers to the store
To buy some pants, 'cause I always need more
I can't get enough of those leg coverings
That's why I just bought a pair of sexy jeggings

If my pants were square and I had no hair
Spongebob and I would be a perfect pair
We'd stroll down the street without a care
But I just can't pick which one to wear

MC Hammer genies are kinda cool
Hanging low off my ass like the young kids do
If I could wear my pants on my head
I'd even wear my pants to bed

Oh wait. I do.

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released August 14, 2012
Performed by Barry Mangione.
Music by Barry Mangione.
Lyrics by Barry Mangione, Anthony Cardno, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Scott Witt, Hunter Martin, Karen Koontz, Chloe Alexandra Meisner, Melissa Boyer, and Bianca Mollicone.

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Barry Mangione is a NY-based singer/songwriter and the host of the weekly live streaming show Barry On The Spot on ConcertWindow.com, where he and his online audience write a song together LIVE within 30 minutes.

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