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They Call Me A Pig

by Barry On The Spot

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All proceeds from downloads of this song will be donated to Appalachia Service Project of Katonah, NY. This song was written by Barry Mangione and his online audience during the live web show, Barry On The Spot. Each week the artist and the audience collaborate on a different topic to write a song in 30 minutes. For this show, the inspiration was "fat camp." Lyrical inspiration for this song was provided by Elvis Gutierrez, Bianca Mollicone, Matt Colson, Natasha Hadley and Ron Moore.

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It's getting hard to move my hips
Out from underneath all these bags of chips
It's getting hard to see my toes
'Cause I've eaten way too many Oreos

They call me a pig
Tell me I should go to fat camp
They call me a pig
But I'm really just a big ham

I once ran a mile, in a dream
But in real life I run on Krispy Kreme
America runs on Dunkin, so do I
But I started a fire with the friction between my thighs

They call me a pig
Tell me I should go to fat camp
They call me a pig
But I'm really just a big ham

I'm so fat
No one wants to drill me
I stepped on the scale
It said, "Bitch, stop tryin' to kill me!"
I could lose a drug dealer in my ass crack
I'm 5'2"
When I'm lying on my back

They call me a pig
Tell me I should go to fat camp
They call me a pig
But I'm really just a big ham

They call me a pig
Tell me I should go to fat camp
They call me a pig
But I'm really just a big ham

Hey, uh...
You gonna eat that?

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released May 23, 2012
Performed by Barry Mangione.
Music by Barry Mangione.
Lyrics by Barry Mangione, Elvis Gutierrez, Bianca Mollicone, Matt Colson, Natasha Hadley and Ron Moore.

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Barry On The Spot New York, New York

Barry Mangione is a NY-based singer/songwriter and the host of the weekly live streaming show Barry On The Spot on ConcertWindow.com, where he and his online audience write a song together LIVE within 30 minutes.

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