Winter Sucks

by Barry On The Spot

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All proceeds from downloads of this song will be donated to Appalachia Service Project of Katonah, NY. This song was written by Barry Mangione and his online audience during the live web show, Barry On The Spot. Each week the artist and the audience collaborate on a different topic to write a song in 30 minutes. For this show, the inspiration was "New Year's Resolutions." Lyrical inspiration for this song was provided by Anthony Cardno, Darrell Long, Scott Witt, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Jim Nardone, and Melissa Boyer.

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My hands are cold and my toes are too
On top of that, my balls are turning blue
My nose is running and my teeth are chattering
This frozen look just ain't flattering

Winter sucks, winter sucks, oh boy, does winter suck
Worse than when that kangaroo tried to kick my butt
I hate the cold, I hate the cold, I hate the cold so much
Limping like a kangaroo who needs a goddamn crutch

Wind is whipping and the snow is starting to stick
Might be time to give that flagpole a lick
Holidays are joyful. New Year's is a ball
But watch out for that freakin' ice, you're bound to take a fall

Winter sucks, winter sucks, oh boy, does winter suck
Worse than when that kangaroo tried to kick my butt
I hate the cold, I hate the cold, I hate the cold so much
Limping like a kangaroo who needs a goddamn crutch

I'd rather go boxing with a rabid kangaroo
Than freeze my ass off walking the dog and picking up frozen poo
I'd rather hug a leper mime in my birthday suit
Or push the big red button and watch the world go boom!

Winter sucks, winter sucks, oh boy, does winter suck
Worse than when that kangaroo tried to kick my butt
I hate the cold, I hate the cold, I hate the cold so much
Limping like a kangaroo who needs a goddamn crutch

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released January 23, 2015
Performed by Barry Mangione.
Music by Barry Mangione.
Lyrics by Barry Mangione, Anthony Cardno, Darrell Long, Scott Witt, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Jim Nardone, and Melissa Boyer.

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Barry Mangione is a NY-based singer/songwriter and the host of the weekly live streaming show Barry On The Spot on ConcertWindow.com, where he and his online audience write a song together LIVE within 30 minutes.

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