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All proceeds from downloads of this song will be donated to Appalachia Service Project of Katonah, NY. This song was written by Barry Mangione and his online audience during the live web show, Barry On The Spot. Each week the artist and the audience collaborate on a different topic to write a song in 30 minutes. For this show, the inspiration was "redneck resolutions." Lyrical inspiration for this song was provided by Melissa Boyer, Darrell Long, Josh Holt, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Elvis Gutierrez, Scott Witt, and stock71.
lyrics
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
There’s a little word I discovered the other day
Now it’s my favorite thing to say
It’s so exciting, it makes my heart flutter
I like it best with a shmear of butter
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
If you’ve got more than seven pieces of my beloved Fucktoast
You just might have yourself a whole Fuck Loaf
If you find yourself using it on the sly
It’s always nice with a little dab of K-Y
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
What’s got two thumbs and loves Fucktoast? This guy!
I love it in white, whole wheat, pumpernickel and rye
So take it to the movies, put it up on stage
Lick that tasty goodness. Add some butter and sage
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
The father, son, and the holy ghost
What do they have in common? They all love Fucktoast
I’ve seen the face of Jesus on bread and the holy host
But nothing is more moving than seeing my Fucktoast
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
My friend uses it in every Tweet and every post
Now my Facebook wall is full of Fucktoast
It’s a very satisfying word to say
I recommend saying it several times a day (come on, now)
I found a parasite had made me its host
What the hell can I say? Ahhh… FUCKTOAST!
Oh, my sweet Fucktoast, with you I’m totally engrossed
(And) after I’ve had my way with you, I’ll turn you into compost, oh…
I don’t want to brag or boast
But it’s catching on coast to coast
When life sucks hard, and hurts the most
Throw back your head and yell, “FUCKTOAST!”
credits
released January 29, 2013
Performed by Barry Mangione.
Music by Barry Mangione.
Lyrics by Barry Mangione, Melissa Boyer, Darrell Long, Josh Holt, Elsalee Jay Flynn, Elvis Gutierrez, Scott Witt, and stock71.
Barry Mangione is a NY-based singer/songwriter and the host of the weekly live streaming show Barry On The Spot on ConcertWindow.com, where he and his online audience write a song together LIVE within 30 minutes.
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